dinsdag 29 december 2009

And the winner is...

Is it just me or did December pass a lot slower than the other months? It still feels as we are only half way through it, though the end is nigh, two more days. At the end of every year people give out awards to everyone and everything to commemorate the good and bad things of that year. So I thought I could do the same.
Welcome to the great awards show.

  • Award for the slowest walking people on the planet: Thailand
  • Award for the blindest people on the planet: Thailand
  • Award for the most annoying people: India
  • Award for people splashing a whole bottle of after-shave on themselves: Middle East
  • Award for most obnoxious drunk people: England
  • Award for most hypocrisy: America
  • Award for best hospitality: Australia
  • Award for friendliest people in your face: Thailand
  • Award for most overpriced pubs: Ireland
  • Award for having a mobile phone attached to your ear: Thailand
  • Award for craziest taxi drivers: Thailand
  • Award for saying your country is the best in the world: Sweden
  • Award for sharing your dirty sex exploits with everyone: Germany
  • Award for walking on the street covered in just a towel and not caring: Thailand
So as you can read, it ain't all that bad over here.
I want to wish you all a happy 2010 or 2553, depending on the country you're residing in.

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